Synopsis: For a quick self-pleasure session, one should know about all the available options that are just sitting around in their top-most kitchen cupboard. So that when at some night at 12 there is an urge you don’t keep just waiting around. That is why we are here to show you how to make sex toys at home
Intimate needs are just as important as sleeping, eating, and or any other day-to-day activity. Physical fitness can be maintained through a balanced and healthy routine of sexual activities. Just a simple kiss burns about 2-3 calories per minute whereas a 30 minute light session of sex burns 101 calories in men and 69 calories in women.
Not everyone is blessed with the freedom to have sex at the get-go and many relationships require an amount of patience before things can get steamy.
In this regard, sex toys help people of all ages, from men to women, to satisfy their urges up to some degree. The 21 st century e-commerce has advanced enough to provide people from electronics to the grocery right at their doorstep. But people are yet to get accustomed to the culture of buying sex toys online. Despite many businesses running for ages, people find it difficult to order products online owing to their concern about privacy.
Well, the good news is there is plenty of ways and materials that can help you to assemble just what you need. Whether your wand needs a magic hand or sheath a nice and long sword! Sex toys can be made with the little things that are in the kitchen! That is why we are here to show you how to make sex toys at home?
Who is it for?
Sex toys are tools to wonder for many and a reason to look forward to their next date for some. Regardless, sex toys for men and women are all year round in great demand.
Unlike the other businesses, the sex toy industry boomed during the pandemic and even managed to register itself in demand in 3rd world countries like India, Sri Lanka, Bangladesh, and Vietnam.
However, when it comes to the gendered bifurcation of sex toys people come up with a simple answer for men and women. It should be kept in mind Sex toys can also be used by LGBT as well because pleasure is a choice and a right restricted to no one!
DIY SEX TOYS AT HOME FOR MEN
So men, find your scissors and grab the glue! Let’s do some Art Attack!
1) Towel Power
For this, you may not need the towels to dry but to wet your hands! Take a hand towel or any other piece of cloth, considerably thick enough ( such as wool), and soak it in hot water. While boiling adds a spoon full of Vaseline or any other aromatic oil of your choice. Squeeze the towel carefully and fold it in a long rectangular single piece.
Wrap the towel around the tool and there you go! You can also apply additional lube such as DUREX LUBRICANT for the extra sensual experience if available or use any other oil of your choice if not added earlier. WARNING- make sure that the water is not too hot.
2) Sofa Girlfriend
Who doesn’t love to have a nice relaxing session watching TV and chilling in the living room? But now it will have a new meaning! Get 2 full-size towels and wrap them around the
cushions of your sofa.
With the help of a string or rope, tie them. Either side by side or one over the other they should be tied just tight enough that they don’t fall apart during the session. Wear a condom (recommended) and apply some lubrication. And there you go for a dog training session!
3) Mobile Flesh Light
This one is on our list for those who still don’t know about it. An age-old technique handed us down by our seniors! Take a bottle or a vessel of your choice and cut out its cone.
Then take 2 sponges of good thickness and spread a plastic glove or any other small pouch (just to create a familiar passage) and make a sandwich out of them!
Put them inside the vessel that we prepared earlier and spread the glove over the edges of the vessel making it cover it completely. And there you go! A fleshlight toy just like sold online!
DIY SEX TOYS AT HOME FOR WOMEN
Our lovely Angels, it’s time to transform this night into a slumber where no one will hear your chants. It will be just you and your broom!
1) Bubble Dildo
If you have any bubble wrapping paper lying around that you were saving for over a year then voila! We have just a thing. Take a bunch of candles or any other cylindrical object and cover it with bubble wrap.
Make sure not to wrap too much! Afterward, use a condom or a glove(inside out) to cover our toy. And there you have it! A homemade dildo that cost you probably nothing! In case you don’t have a bubble wrap lying around then you can also wrap the tape around it just to hold them together. Use toilet paper roll with a towel inside in place of candles!
2) Fishing Vibrator
In case you have an Aquarium at home then congratulations! You already have a vibrator right at your home. Take the air pump and disconnect its air tube. Cut off the plug and extend its wire a few centimeters (or don’t in case it’s just enough for you).
You can either cover the pump with a glove or a condom or spread a towel over it. However, you wish to use it! The pump already gives strong vibrations and they are just enough to get you deep into an ocean of self-love!
3) Table Top Riding
Not many people save things over a year or have gadgets lying around. If you are among those people then don’t worry, we have got you covered! Choose any table that you may find comfortable (as per your height or weight) and cover one of its corners with lots of tapes! Cover the corner completely resulting in it becoming a thick corner of plastic!
Now all that is left is you to get a hold of it! Stand, Bend or sit! Whatever you choose or may like! And that it folks! Give the ma try and find which one suits you.
Making sex toys at home may not sound attractive to some but hey, as the pandemic grew and lockdowns felt never-ending it’s better to have something prepared than nothing.
In the words of Sia – ”Baby, I don’t need dollar bills to have fun tonight. I Love Cheap Thrills!”